Steve the Weirdo
I think my life would have turned out considerably different if he hadn't turned around and
caught me looking at his ass on the way to work that fine summer day. Me, tender age of
19-naive just off the farm, he, in his mid 30's on the fringe of society.
Steve spent his military career in the stockade for inciting riots. Vietnam era. He was a 60's flower child. Dropped acid, grew pot for a living, always shoving stuff up his ass, jerking off and "PETTING" his male cat. He was a weirdo but he was good hearted, I remember him carrying a spider out of the house instead of squishing it.
He use to go to a used porn store and get magazines then create his own scrapbook to jackoff to. He brought women home all of the time. We hardly had sex at all. It was hard on my self-esteem. I'm never dating anyone who wont have sex with me ever again.
I had met Scary Dan at at Halloween party and we were dating when I still was living with Steve. Dan and I were in a video store a couple of years later and I was telling him that I knew a guy that had gone through 3 stores x-rated movie section and made copies of the parts he liked. The guy behind the counter overheard and said. "I know who that is...that's Steve". Yup. That's Steve all right.
Steve met a girl (La`ray) and fell in love. Hey, it happens. Anyway she just happened to work
at the same place as my Bitch Sister Shelley. Shelley
had told La`ray that Steve was a womanizer (which he was) and that I had caught him in bed
with another women. The first time Steve introduces me to La`ray he
says, "Now tell La`ray that you did not catch me in bed with another woman."
I say, "Oh heavens no. He was with a man and you wouldn't believe the things they were
doing."
It was Priceless. It wasn't true, but things just pop into my head that I can't stop my
mouth from blurting out. Her jaw just dropped. Steve was none too please either. I moved out
of his house shortly there after.
I miss him.