~ Please accept my apologies in advance for I am sure to offend you repetitively ~

Uncle Darrell ~ My Great Uncle Darrell January 01, 2004 ~ I moved. December 31, 2003 ~ I will not scratch my crotch at work probably December 30, 2003 ~ Sex on the beach couch December 29, 2003 ~ Just another manic Monday December 28, 2003 ~ Keeping my options open December 27, 2003 ~ Lost in Never Never land December 26, 2003 ~ Is there anybody out there? December 25, 2003 ~ Having a wonderful Christmas time December 24, 2003 ~ No light at the end of the tunnel December 24, 2003 ~ my 2nd favorite sister December 23, 2003 ~ My 1st Blind Date December 22, 2003 ~ Smarter than my daddy December 21, 2003 ~ Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess December 20, 2003 ~ I must owe thanks to my lucky underware once again December 19, 2003 ~ I got nothing December 18, 2003 ~ Great sex last night... December 17, 2003 ~ Indian Larry famous NewYork biker guy December 16, 2003 ~ Doctor, doctor December 15, 2003 ~ Reality rears it's ugly head. December 14, 2003 ~ The 1st cut is the deepest December 13, 2003 ~ Norm! December 12, 2003 ~ I think I'll be adding a little fiber to my diet December 11, 2003 ~ Men Bashing December 10, 2003 ~ Life with the brakes on December 09, 2003 ~ Falling down December 08, 2003 ~ The mania part is fun December 07, 2003 ~ kisses taste like honey, honey December 06, 2003 ~ Mis-behaving December 05, 2003 ~ Behaving December 04, 2003 ~ Who knew you could wake up a cow with a bell? December 03, 2003 ~ Ps & Qs December 02, 2003 ~ Quite a tasty drink those Nutcrackers December 01, 2003 ~ There's no telling where the money went. November 30, 2003 ~ My sister Di can hold her liqueur. Yea, by the ears. November 29, 2003 ~ Trouble with a capital "T" November 28, 2003 ~ assume he is a loser like every other man I've met in a bar November 27, 2003 ~ knives are sharp November 26, 2003 ~ Half-assed job of it November 25, 2003 ~ It's only a matter of time before they find me in a ditch November 24, 2003 ~ Dial-up sucks November 23, 2003 ~ Worse then the total agony of being in love? November 22, 2003 ~ Dude, where's my car? November 21, 2003 ~ Yanking my chain November 21, 2003 ~ The Good Dan November 20, 2003 ~ The fabric of reality slowly unravels ~Angel ~ November 19, 2003 ~ Windy Day November 18, 2003 ~ Whoa there little missy November 17, 2003 ~ Look ma! NO SOCKS! November 16, 2003 ~ Pop-eyes November 15, 2003 ~ It's like bad sex...anti-climatic November 14, 2003 ~ If you can't be good...at least be awake November 13, 2003 ~ Slow & Methodical November 12, 2003 ~ I need to shove my finger down my throat now November 11, 2003 ~ you think I'm an asshole now, just give me a million dollars November 10, 2003 ~ Poo Rule November 09, 2003 ~ How often do you have to entertain yourself? November 08, 2003 ~ How funny is shit anyway? November 07, 2003 ~ Who am I suppose to be dating again? November 06, 2003 ~ I need to shut up November 05, 2003 ~ Sometimes a man around would be nice November 04, 2003 ~ How do you like me so far? November 03, 2003 ~ Leaving Las Vegas, Beavis and Butthead style November 02, 2003 ~ Dumbass narrowly escapes getting an eye stabbing. November 01, 2003 ~ Wax your own carrot you crazy wabbit ~ Hallow October 31, 2003 ~ Call me Dr. Love by Nasty Dave October 30, 2003 ~ Tell this man you love him or he will eventually cough up a lung October 29, 2003 ~ I can't get no satisfaction October 28, 2003 ~ Jet Lag Lost in the Land of Oz ~ Conspiracy Theory October 27, 2003 ~ Good parents keep their children away from me October 26, 2003 ~ Things that are fun for people who are not me October 25, 2003 ~ Mom does not feel comfortable with this conversation October 24, 2003 ~ Concern for my soul October 23, 2003 ~ Malibu Barbie & I head for Kansas October 22, 2003 ~ A bird in hand. October 21, 2003 ~ How is coming in my mouth "Safe Sex"? October 20, 2003 ~ Frowned upon October 19, 2003 ~ Your Mama October 19, 2003 ~ puke October 19, 2003 ~ It's nice to share October 18, 2003 ~ You have no Idea October 18, 2003 ~ Well aren't you just the little drama queen today October 17, 2003 ~ My job is to make my job easier October 16, 2003 ~ Semi catatonic state of euphoric contentment October 15, 2003 ~ But it is I that is the unreasonable one October 14, 2003 ~ I am so weak October 13, 2003 ~ Just say "NO" October 12, 2003 ~ Street... feathers... semi...splat October 11, 2003 ~ Clean house or play on the internet? October 10, 2003 ~ That is messed up October 09, 2003 ~ Metallica October 08, 2003 ~ Pumpkin cake is crummy, yet yummy October 07, 2003 ~ altered states October 07, 2003 ~ Thoroughbred October 06, 2003 ~ Just 5 numbers away from 47 million October 05, 2003 ~ Feable Brain Spell October 04, 2003 ~ If I start to sound "less stable" October 03, 2003 ~ I guess her instability was even too much for HER October 02, 2003 ~ Your days are numbered my friend. October 01, 2003 ~ Just because September 30, 2003 ~ nothing wrong with a little meat in the morning September 29, 2003 ~ Unnerving September 28, 2003 ~ fucked supied September 27, 2003 ~ Carney Folk September 26, 2003 ~ Not that it matters but if you don't leave your name, I'm not calling you back September 25, 2003 ~ Chocked full of testosterone September 24, 2003 ~ What did you cut the coke with? BUTTER? September 23, 2003 ~ It's a flaw September 22, 2003 ~ Getting my fat ass out of bed September 21, 2003 ~ Gearing up and bustin' ass September 20, 2003 ~ Lost Again September 19, 2003 ~ Mom aint goin'a be likin' this September 18, 2003 ~ Good times with a good friend September 17, 2003 ~ Obedience School September 16, 2003 ~ live-in nude servant September 15, 2003 ~ Can I possibly be any more of a slut? September 14, 2003 ~ More Static from the "Moral Committee" September 13, 2003 ~ I need a new and improved boyfriend September 12, 2003 ~ Really Bitter Years September 11, 2003 ~ Hawks & Doves September 10, 2003 ~ Just a one night stand gone terribly, terribly wrong September 09, 2003 ~ Bit-o-excitement September 09, 2003 ~ Back to normal, whatever normal is September 08, 2003 ~ i can't figure out how the FLOOR works September 07, 2003 ~ All will love me in despair (Two Towers) September 06, 2003 ~ My latest mistake September 05, 2003 ~ Microsoft is not your friend September 04, 2003 ~ Bacterial cesspool that is my vagina September 03, 2003 ~ Resisting charms September 02, 2003 ~ Fairy Dust September 01, 2003 ~ Forgiveness is a quality I look for in a man August 31, 2003 ~ Dime a dozen August 30, 2003 ~ Redefining the word "asshole" August 29, 2003 ~ Not for human consumption August 28, 2003 ~ If you beat a horse to death, you can't ride him. August 27, 2003 ~ He best not be blowing smoke up my ass August 26, 2003 ~ I got me a boyfriend.....awe August 25, 2003 ~ Nothing beats, new meat August 24, 2003 ~ Crash and burn August 23, 2003 ~ Jailbait men August 22, 2003 ~ Marking their territory August 21, 2003 ~ And they lock me up The Lost Decade ~ The Save the children from the devil and the communists incident: August 20, 2003 ~ Don't you wish everyone used Dial? August 19, 2003 ~ 2nd favorite August 18, 2003 ~ Fuckers are lucky I'm a pacifist August 17, 2003 ~ And now "they" know where I live August 16 ~ I'm nicer when I drink, way nicer. August 15, 2003 ~ sunglasses at night August 14, 2003 ~ Well Sybil, who are we today? August 13, 2003 ~ waking up with chalk marks drawn around me August 12, 2003 ~ I really need to stay out of the sun August 11, 2003 ~ broke, battered, bloated and back to work August 10, 2003 ~ Taking control August 9, 2003 ~ No adults around to tell me not to August 08, 2003 ~ you ain't gettin no ass from me tonight August 07, 2003 ~ Parasitical Vermin Bastards August 06, 2003 ~ Not PMS but something similar August 05, 2003 ~ Lick my buttcrack August 04, 2003 ~ I get woke up and pissed off already August 03, 2003 ~ Am I purdier now? August 02, 2003 ~ lipstick on your collar August 01, 2003 ~ Dumbass tricked me again July 31, 2003 ~ They don't lock people up in maximum security for no reason July 30, 2003 ~ I need to get myself one of them Sugar Daddies type guys July 29, 2003 ~ squish, life over July 29, 2003 ~ If I were a horse, they would shoot me July 28, 2003 ~ Crusty The Lost Decade ~ The Swindler July 27, 2003 ~ God forbid he ever takes me on a "date". July 26, 2003 ~ with the added benefit of lye to assist in the process July 25, 2003 ~ And then she realized that they were all alike. July 24, 2003 ~ Clinically Insane and they still let me drive. July 23, 2003 ~ Window of opportunity July 22, 2003 ~ On the market yet again. July 22, 2003 ~ meat that doesn't smell quite right July 21, 2003 ~ In heat July 20, 2003 ~ When you get to the top of the ladder, quit climbing July 19, 2003 ~ do you expect me to sit here and not drink? July 19, 2003 ~ I'm never marrying anyone that doesn't own lake property July 19, 2003 ~ You don't look like you'd be very good. July 18, 2003 ~ I think my lawnmower is a stoner July 17, 2003 ~ Drinkin Champagne and feelin no pain July 17, 2003 ~ Apparently I am not looking for a stable man The Lost Decade ~ The Barhag July 16, 2003 ~ Just because Happy Hour is over, it doesn't mean I dont want another drink July 15, 2003 ~ I need a wife July 14, 2003 ~ Free show for everyone July 13, 2003 ~ Some people shouldn't breed July 12, 2003 ~ Are you going to buy me a beer or are you going to have to move? July 11, 2003 ~ God that man is stupid when my tongue isn't down his throat July 10, 2003 ~ I find myself oddly sexually attracted to Ozwald July 09, 2003 ~ Seemed being the operative word there July 09, 2003 ~ Adventures in Online Dating July 08, 2003 ~ I'm getting hit on by guys that are NOT drunk. The Lost Decade ~ Steve the Weirdo July 06, 2003 ~ So don't laugh July 05, 2003 ~ Sure honey, anything else? July 04, 2003 ~ We the people July 03, 2003 ~ You are not fooling me Dumbass July 02, 2003 ~ "NO LOSER POLICY" July 02, 2003 ~ Demoted to "fuck buddy" July 01, 2003 ~ Well bend me over June 30, 2003 ~ Sometimes life sucks the big one June 29, 2003 ~ bad things happens, darkness decends June 28, 2003 ~ Goodbye Mr. Ed June 27, 2003 ~ And your name again is? June 26, 2003 ~ Rudeness, a cure for amore June 25, 2003 ~ Nothing says "I love you" like sex June 24, 2003 ~ You deserve a break today June 24, 2003 ~ Until it spots its next soulmate June 23, 2003 ~ Pros & Cons 38 days and counting June 23, 2003 ~ White Water Rafting June 22, 2003 ~ Never rent to a felon. June 21, 2003 ~ Cold hearted bitch The Lost Decade ~ Walking While Intoxicated The Lost Decade ~ why yes we are blonde June 19, 2003 ~ I get to use "real" scissors June 18, 2003 ~ Gumby & Pokey bendables June 17, 2003 ~ Monogamy is a ridiculous and antiquated concept that will eventually disappear June 16, 2003 ~ I didn't win the lottery again June 15, 2003 ~ a condom is only effective the first time used June 14, 2003 ~ Well this isn't going to look good on my resume June 13, 2003 ~ His retirement plan is Federal Prison June 12, 2003 ~ lock them doors June 11, 2003 ~ Living under a rock? June 10, 2003 ~ The only time you see a good lover is when they're coming up for air The Lost Decade ~ Finders Keepers, losers get fucked June 09, 2003 ~ Not quite Nexted yet June 08, 2003 ~ Well hello neighbor June 06, 2003 ~ He could be a contender June 05, 2003 ~ Knowledge is power The Lost Decade ~ Insanity flare up June 04, 2003 ~ Not for the weak of heart June 03, 2003 ~ men fuck you up June 02, 2003 ~ Insanity Thing part II June 02, 2003 ~ Trouble in Paradise May 30, 2003 ~ If I wasn't getting laid everyday I'd be in a really pissy mood May 29, 2003 ~ Cant play this week, Damm May 26, 2003 ~ Cat piss, lovely May 25, 2003 ~ Blew a little too hard last night May 24, 2003 ~ Get off of me May 23, 2003 ~ Hot Steamy Sex May 22, 2003 ~ oink, oink May 21, 2003 ~ What's that thing doin on a white boy? May 20, 2003 ~ I need to shut up May 19, 2003 ~ Bye, bye, Mr. Internet Guy May 18, 2003 ~ Anatomically correct May 17, 2003 ~ Size does matter May 16, 2003 ~ the skank I was going with sobered up May 15, 2003 ~ "I feel sorry for whomever I end up sleeping with next" May 14, 2003 ~ people die, get over it May 13, 2003 ~ Christ, this entry is boring May 09, 2003 ~ he must have pissed me off 1 too many times May 08, 2003 ~ eat, drink, and be merry May 07, 2003 ~ One step closer to the edge May 06, 2003 ~ I love M&Ms and Live Sex May 05, 2003 ~ My brain is too fogged up to write. May 04, 2003 ~ May 03, 2003 ~ Fuck um, fuck um up their smelly asses May 02, 2003 ~ I am switchin 2 women May 02, 2003 ~ Please lock me up May 01, 2003 ~ Twice a week minium April 30, 2003 ~ They all have flaws April 29, 2003 ~ Once a Week, my ass April 28, 2003 ~ it really burned my sensitive parts April 27, 2003 ~ Mcdonalds is always hiring April 26, 2003 ~ Manual labor sucks ass April 25, 2003 ~ I always have a good time because I'm always with me April 24, 2003 ~ Kitty Torture & Anal Reports April 23, 2003 ~ I'm Dating a 5 year old The Lost Decade ~ Scary Dan April 22, 2003 ~ Insanity Thing April 22, 2003 ~ But I don't look insane April 21, 2003 ~ places you've never been before April 20, 2003 ~ Easter - thank God I didn't breed April 19, 2003 ~ shoot me now 2003-04-18 ~ I got a whole 12 dollars in savings 2003-04-17 ~ put in a full 1/2 hour of actual work today 2003-04-16 ~ any love at all is better than no love 2003-04-15 ~ Well aren't you looking pretty today 2003-04-14 ~ Hells Belles kicks ass 2003-04-11 ~ Great sex last night, tis a pity I was all alone 2003-04-10 ~ he's turned me on and I cant fnd the off switch 2003-04-09 ~ It was tolerable 2003-04-08 ~ Customer Service with a smile 2003-04-07 ~ Phantom Rag Day 2003-04-06 ~ Happy birthday to me...not 2003-04-05 ~ psychological damange 2003-04-04 ~ Common denominator for failure 2003-04-03 ~ Manwhore 2003-04-02 ~ A rash by any other name is still a rash 2003-04-01 ~ Code of Business Conduct 2003-03-31 ~ The Simpsons are pretty deep. 2003-03-30 ~ Global Warming sucks ass 2003-03-29 ~ Dumbass 2003-03-28 ~ Where is my fucking bike, you bastard?

"for keeping my options open, I can look forward to dying alone."