Sex on the
I have officially given up on TheGeneral, I'm thinking that if he was the slightest bit interested in me he would have called by now. No matter, my FAVORITE lover who I haven't seen in a month came over last night. The Ken Doll asked me during our little encounter on the couch "did you wait for me?"
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I say, "if you took better care of me, I wouldn't have to go out and find solace in other men, you only have yourself to blame."
I had a message from a Darrin on my machine when I got home. I don't know any Darrins except for those guys who played on Bewitched and Darla's boyfriend who has an English accent and the guy on the phone didn't have one, and the Bewitched Darrins I think are dead. Curiosity got the better of me so I called the number he left, it was Gil. Darrin is his first name, Gil is his nickname. I have a hard enough time remebering ONE named men let alone TWO names. We talked for about an hour. He is a nice guy. Darrin is not a good kisser though. Ken is. I could kiss him for hours.
I have not been erasing any messages from men on my answering machine from the past week because I thought that if I happen to die my sisters would listen to all the messages from different men and it would trick them into thinking that I was real popular.
That's a weeks worth. I got tired of hitting the skip button so I deleted them all. That trick was stupid because I could live for years yet.
Insanity table for one? Your table is ready.
~ Captvfirefly ~
Magic Whiskey
Happy new year missy.
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boardho
Happy New Years right back at you,the little one and the big one. I am assuming that Kevin is a big one, I could be wrong, I've been wrong before.
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