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December 23, 2003 - 10:10 a.m. -

My 1st Blind Date

Well the blind date Mike guy was cute. He paid for the drinks and we got along really well. He has pretty eyes. We are planning a trick on his sister saying that I stood him up and when we go on our "blind date" on Saturday, I'm going to call him that asshole who took Filthy Debbie home and he is going to call me a bitch. I only had met his sister that one time but she seemed like she could take a joke.

He was a very nice guy not my type, no sparks. He kissed me goodbye but I didn't particularly like kissing him and I'm into kissing. I think he's already in love with me. You know how you get when you meet "THE ONE". Yikes.

He's called twice all ready and wants to go out both Friday & Saturday night. I blew him off when he called me at work this morning saying, "it's really busy" even though it isn't too bad. I think he is getting thrown into the "drinking bud" pile. He would be nice for someone who is not me.

I may have blew it with TheGeneral last Saturday because I couldn't remember where I parked my car and now he thinks I'm a flake. There were sparks there. I vote for him. We'll see if he calls. We are going to the same New Years Eve party, I'll see him then anyway.

I got the shits today. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.

Last 45 minutes. Bathroom work, bank (bathroom at fast food place next to bank), Safeway bathroom, work downstairs bathroom, work upstairs bathroom. Fun flipping day I'm having.

Mr.Stameupyetagain just called. He is playing darts tonight so he wont be over to watch "The Simple Life" with ScaryDan and me tonight. I'm not counting that as standing me up as he called but he still has to not stand me up two more times.

The CEO of the company just came around and said Merry Christmas to everybody. That was nice of him.

This is a boring entry. Sorry.

The first case of mad cow disease in the United States has been discovered in Washington state. Wait a minute... I'm in Washington state.

Whiney Ass Dan just bitched me out for giving him a ticket after 3:00pm because he leaves at 3. He just put himself on the "Crappy Customer/Shitty ticket" goes to WAD from now on list. If it is before 3:00pm that is. flippin' whiner.

I'm so board:

I'm reading my junk mail in hopes of finding some "FREE PORN".

Now this is the weirdest popup ad ever. It took over my whole screen.

... because Jesus Christ is knocking on the door of your heart wanting to come into your life... Apparently our Load is spreading his message via pop up ads.

WTF?
Some of the keywords in the source: keywords content="porn,sex,pornography,xxx,Hell,"

Knott Avenue Christian Church

Anyone who uses popup spam ads to spread the word I think should go to hell.

OR maybe it IS really him suggesting that I change my fornicating ways. Well I'm not going to be doing any fornicating tonight due to the "projectile shits" and from the way I understand the "RULES" it only counts against you if you fornicate the day you die. I could be wrong.

Later kids,

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December 23, 2003
My 1st Blind Date
Well the blind date Mike guy was cute. He paid for the drinks and we got along really well. He has pretty eyes. We are planning a trick on his sister saying that I stood him up and when we go on our "blind date" on Saturday, I'm going to call him that asshole who took Filthy Debbie home and he is going to call me a bitch. I only had met his sister that one time but she seemed like she could take a joke.

He was a very nice guy not my type, no sparks. He kissed me goodbye but I didn't particularly like kissing him and I'm into kissing. I think he's already in love with me. You know how you get when you meet "THE ONE". Yikes.

He's called twice all ready and wants to go out both Friday & Saturday night. I blew him off when he called me at work this morning saying, "it's really busy" even though it isn't too bad. I think he is getting thrown into the "drinking bud" pile. He would be nice for someone who is not me.

I may have blew it with TheGeneral last Saturday because I couldn't remember where I parked my car and now he thinks I'm a flake. There were sparks there. I vote for him. We'll see if he calls. We are going to the same New Years Eve party, I'll see him then anyway.

I got the shits today. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.

Last 45 minutes. Bathroom work, bank (bathroom at fast food place next to bank), Safeway bathroom, work downstairs bathroom, work upstairs bathroom. Fun flipping day I'm having.

Mr.Stameupyetagain just called. He is playing darts tonight so he wont be over to watch "The Simple Life" with ScaryDan and me tonight. I'm not counting that as standing me up as he called but he still has to not stand me up two more times.

The CEO of the company just came around and said Merry Christmas to everybody. That was nice of him.

This is a boring entry. Sorry.

The first case of mad cow disease in the United States has been discovered in Washington state. Wait a minute... I'm in Washington state.

Whiney Ass Dan just bitched me out for giving him a ticket after 3:00pm because he leaves at 3. He just put himself on the "Crappy Customer/Shitty ticket" goes to WAD from now on list. If it is before 3:00pm that is. flippin' whiner.

I'm so board:

I'm reading my junk mail in hopes of finding some "FREE PORN".

Now this is the weirdest popup ad ever. It took over my whole screen.

... because Jesus Christ is knocking on the door of your heart wanting to come into your life... Apparently our Load is spreading his message via pop up ads.

WTF?
Some of the keywords in the source: keywords content="porn,sex,pornography,xxx,Hell,"

Knott Avenue Christian Church

Anyone who uses popup spam ads to spread the word I think should go to hell.

OR maybe it IS really him suggesting that I change my fornicating ways. Well I'm not going to be doing any fornicating tonight due to the "projectile shits" and from the way I understand the "RULES" it only counts against you if you fornicate the day you die. I could be wrong.

Later kids,