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November 18, 2003 - 4:36 p.m. -

Whoa there little missy

Soggy Caesar Salad today.

To my new bud Rokazu you can go to Dynamic Drive. They have lots of cut-and-paste scripts where you do not need to know html or javascript. If you put this right under your head tag on the entry template:

it will give you the same effect as my page. Thanks to SaveCraig the boys have been entertained all day and have not been bugging me. Gridlock.

"You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then the tree came to life and beat you repeatedly with its huge limbs, then fell on you, got up and fell on you again."

-The wrong response when someone asks how they look.
~ Savecraig ~

Darla bought me a

Talking Mr. Wonderful Doll

Here's a gent that really knows how to treat a woman! Give him a squeeze and our Mr. Wonderful doll always knows the right things to say like "Lets cuddle tonight," "You look so beautiful in the morning," "Why don't we go to the mall. Don't you want some new shoes?" and more. Mr. Wonderful will praise and delight you with over 12 endearing phrases. His only pleasure is to see to your happiness! Mr. Wonderful doll measures 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

I would like one that does not require batteries.

I think she bought that because last Friday I emailed her

What are you guys doing tonight? I want to go out and I have no friends because I am a bitch. Being that you are somewhat of a bitch as well I thought that maybe you could take me out and buy all of my beer. No? ok. Well give me a hint of where you are going and I'll stalk you and your cutie pie boyfriend. He wants me I just know it. Don't go and getting all jealous of me now bitch as I like men that are stupid and yours is inclined to make complete sentences which totally is a turn off for me.

I'm a sad case.

ME: Thanks for Mr. Wonderful, He's dreamy.

DARLA: Darin wanted you to have one of your very own... :) Since I have him.. ya know... ME: Yes, I know. Damm you and your finely toned abs.

DARLA: tee hee hee... Hey.. yours is nicer than mine .. if that's any consolation? ME: Yes, but you do not have to worry about yours shortin' out. Yikes.

DARLA: Whoa there little missy.. don't drown the poor fella... :) ME: That would imply that the little munchkin gets me wet. What are the odds on that? I checked under the belt..doesn't appear to have anything seemingly useful. I still am using the Ken Doll's man stick, although he is an ass, he possesses the "Perfect Penis" that rival any I have seen in my entire career. Why I would hazard a wager that it is the prettiest penis known to man. I should make a cast of it once I am done with it.

I'm a sad case indeed.

Spank juice withdrawal is harsh I know. Cope bitch.
~ Spanklin ~

Later kids,

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November 18, 2003
Whoa there little missy
Soggy Caesar Salad today.

To my new bud Rokazu you can go to Dynamic Drive. They have lots of cut-and-paste scripts where you do not need to know html or javascript. If you put this right under your head tag on the entry template:

it will give you the same effect as my page. Thanks to SaveCraig the boys have been entertained all day and have not been bugging me. Gridlock.

"You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then the tree came to life and beat you repeatedly with its huge limbs, then fell on you, got up and fell on you again."

-The wrong response when someone asks how they look.
~ Savecraig ~

Darla bought me a

Talking Mr. Wonderful Doll

Here's a gent that really knows how to treat a woman! Give him a squeeze and our Mr. Wonderful doll always knows the right things to say like "Lets cuddle tonight," "You look so beautiful in the morning," "Why don't we go to the mall. Don't you want some new shoes?" and more. Mr. Wonderful will praise and delight you with over 12 endearing phrases. His only pleasure is to see to your happiness! Mr. Wonderful doll measures 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

I would like one that does not require batteries.

I think she bought that because last Friday I emailed her

What are you guys doing tonight? I want to go out and I have no friends because I am a bitch. Being that you are somewhat of a bitch as well I thought that maybe you could take me out and buy all of my beer. No? ok. Well give me a hint of where you are going and I'll stalk you and your cutie pie boyfriend. He wants me I just know it. Don't go and getting all jealous of me now bitch as I like men that are stupid and yours is inclined to make complete sentences which totally is a turn off for me.

I'm a sad case.

ME: Thanks for Mr. Wonderful, He's dreamy.

DARLA: Darin wanted you to have one of your very own... :) Since I have him.. ya know... ME: Yes, I know. Damm you and your finely toned abs.

DARLA: tee hee hee... Hey.. yours is nicer than mine .. if that's any consolation? ME: Yes, but you do not have to worry about yours shortin' out. Yikes.

DARLA: Whoa there little missy.. don't drown the poor fella... :) ME: That would imply that the little munchkin gets me wet. What are the odds on that? I checked under the belt..doesn't appear to have anything seemingly useful. I still am using the Ken Doll's man stick, although he is an ass, he possesses the "Perfect Penis" that rival any I have seen in my entire career. Why I would hazard a wager that it is the prettiest penis known to man. I should make a cast of it once I am done with it.

I'm a sad case indeed.

Spank juice withdrawal is harsh I know. Cope bitch.
~ Spanklin ~

Later kids,