Pop-eyes
While out dancing Saturday night with the Good Dan I ran into my lawyer. What a hottie. He couldn't talk very much to me as his wife was there but I always like seeing him.
This one guy at the bar, I'm thinking his name was Jim, wanted to go out, he was really nice and has a season pass at a ski resort that I want to go to this winter but I never go there because it is too far for me to drive so when ski season starts I can catch a ride with him. He was very nice but he had Pop-Eyes like Rodney Dangerfield. Must be hard to go through life with Pop-eyes because no matter how nice you are some women just can't get past 'um.
The Ken Doll called at 11:30pm but I didn't get home until 2:00am. Just goes to show you that sometimes if you stay and close the bar down you might miss out on sex. I might call him tonight to see if I can get me some, it's been a while especially if you don't count Vegas which shouldn't count anyways as
- it wasn't very good,
- I was on vacation
- it was safe sex
- Dumbass
Later kids,
I appear to have spoken too soon. The Ken Doll called back right after I wrote that. Yup, I got me some good boat rocking. I'm counting that one.
wanda
You are on the top 10 list of my hero's.
Rock the boat!!!!
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Magic Whiskey
I like your rules of accountability.
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MeanDonnaJean
"I might call him tonight to see if I can get me some, it's been a while especially if you don't count Vegas which shouldn't count anyways as...it was safe sex"
Now, I KNOW that ya ain't ho'in around via any OTHER way!.......(are ya?)
Dontcha make me come over there and whip yer precious lil' ass. CONDOMS baby, CONDOMS!!!
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boardho
So Miss Donna,
You are going to "whip my precious lil' ass" not much of a deterent, I'd say. How 'bout you come and lick my precious lil' ass, while using a CONDOM of course. Don't leave home without 'um.
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