Losing Control

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November 09, 2003 - 1:12 p.m. -

How often do you have to entertain yourself?

Great sex last night.
too bad I was alone.

The Good Dan and I and some of his friends Macki,Bev, Jeff (Jeffs birthdy) went out for a few drinks Saturday night. His friend Macki yapped about a wallet he found in the garbage for 20 minutes. He is a yapper. Works as janitor for a school, recycles cans he finds in the garbage. He ALWAYS has something to say.

Dan always asks who I am dating and I let slip the fact that I'm tettering towards women. Being an ex-4H member I did a demonstration.

You see this fork teetering on this knife? Dan said, "you were kind of a prude when we were going out" -- he's referring to the man,man,woman thing he wanted but I declined because he wanted to have it with Macki. ICK.

You're the one that pushed me over the edge, don't give me no lip. His friend Bev gave me a special hug goodbye and kept smiling at me. Now what could be going through her pretty little head?

I went home, almost called the Ken Doll but I just took care of it myself. Kind of starting to miss him, well PARTS of him.

Now that I am bi does it count as getting laid if I take care of it myself? Probaby not. Dammit.

It's been a week since I've been laid..18 days since I've been laid properly.

My stupid cat Scratches only poops on one side of the self-scooping kitty litter box. When I am gone for more than a week, I put it on top of a box and let all the poop fall into a bag below so I could be gone a month and it would not overflow. I think I'm going to have to set it up like that all of the time because the stupid cat can't figure out how to distribute her poop evenly so if I forget to empty the poop tray in a week it wont overflow. Bitch is just doing it to piss me off.

I forgot Dan's birthday. I'm a bad ex-girlfriend. I told him the guy Steve Friday night was saying I was scary. Dan suggested that I do not tell these stories when I first meet guys.

The Hammer Story

Insanity runs in our family story because those were the two stories that scared Dan. That, and when he first met my mom, he was saying how nice I was and mom goes, "wait until you get to know her, she's quite the bitch".
Thanks mom.

I'm adding the fork-in-the-eye story as one probably not to tell someone when they first meet me either.

I drank a bottle of wine while I watched IDENTITY today. If you want to see a sample of eye-shaking watch that movie. I think I did a little eye-shaking at Dumbass in Vegas . I don't mean to be shaking my eye at anyone but it happens when the anger switch gets turned on. I walked down to Scary Dans and dropped the movie off for him to watch because I thought he would like it. He does the eye-shaking thing also. I've seen Mom do the eye-shaking thing too but not for a long time. You only need to see mom shake her eyes at you once, she leapfrogs over Scary Dan. She could make planets back down.

Later kids

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November 09, 2003
How often do you have to entertain yourself?
Great sex last night.
too bad I was alone.

The Good Dan and I and some of his friends Macki,Bev, Jeff (Jeffs birthdy) went out for a few drinks Saturday night. His friend Macki yapped about a wallet he found in the garbage for 20 minutes. He is a yapper. Works as janitor for a school, recycles cans he finds in the garbage. He ALWAYS has something to say.

Dan always asks who I am dating and I let slip the fact that I'm tettering towards women. Being an ex-4H member I did a demonstration.

You see this fork teetering on this knife? Dan said, "you were kind of a prude when we were going out" -- he's referring to the man,man,woman thing he wanted but I declined because he wanted to have it with Macki. ICK.

You're the one that pushed me over the edge, don't give me no lip. His friend Bev gave me a special hug goodbye and kept smiling at me. Now what could be going through her pretty little head?

I went home, almost called the Ken Doll but I just took care of it myself. Kind of starting to miss him, well PARTS of him.

Now that I am bi does it count as getting laid if I take care of it myself? Probaby not. Dammit.

It's been a week since I've been laid..18 days since I've been laid properly.

My stupid cat Scratches only poops on one side of the self-scooping kitty litter box. When I am gone for more than a week, I put it on top of a box and let all the poop fall into a bag below so I could be gone a month and it would not overflow. I think I'm going to have to set it up like that all of the time because the stupid cat can't figure out how to distribute her poop evenly so if I forget to empty the poop tray in a week it wont overflow. Bitch is just doing it to piss me off.

I forgot Dan's birthday. I'm a bad ex-girlfriend. I told him the guy Steve Friday night was saying I was scary. Dan suggested that I do not tell these stories when I first meet guys.

The Hammer Story

Insanity runs in our family story because those were the two stories that scared Dan. That, and when he first met my mom, he was saying how nice I was and mom goes, "wait until you get to know her, she's quite the bitch".
Thanks mom.

I'm adding the fork-in-the-eye story as one probably not to tell someone when they first meet me either.

I drank a bottle of wine while I watched IDENTITY today. If you want to see a sample of eye-shaking watch that movie. I think I did a little eye-shaking at Dumbass in Vegas . I don't mean to be shaking my eye at anyone but it happens when the anger switch gets turned on. I walked down to Scary Dans and dropped the movie off for him to watch because I thought he would like it. He does the eye-shaking thing also. I've seen Mom do the eye-shaking thing too but not for a long time. You only need to see mom shake her eyes at you once, she leapfrogs over Scary Dan. She could make planets back down.

Later kids