November 06, 2003
I need to shut up
The bosses took us out for beers last night. I need to shut up. Lots of sideways head nodding, especially about the lap dance part and the fork in the eye thing. I think that they just wanted free lap dances themselves and two of them(bosses) were around during the last Insanity Flareup so they had seen the intimidating insane look before.

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Other people are way more funny than I am today:

You�re going to see what that toilet brush can do close up mister, when I ram it up your ass. Don�t you dare start being nice to me now, you fuck
~ Lorster ~

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?... Not being retarded"
~ Sturge ~

I love my husband. Truly, I do, but right about now, I would cheerfully murder him in his sleep.
~ Lizardspace ~

�It don�t matter if you�re in the front of the short bus or the back of the short bus, it�s still the short bus.�
~ Luvabeans ~

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When I went blading at lunch I was wearing tights,pants,socks,turtleneck sweater, jacket & gloves. I forgot about the ears. My ears were so cold if you tapped them with a pencil they would shatter like a rose dipped in liquid nitrogen.

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Amigos, the devil has made a robot.

~ Angel ~

Last night was the 2nd time I've watched the show. I need to set aside more time to watch TV.

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Today is a good day to own 200 shares of CSCO.

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I'm making the new guy do most of the work but he wont answer the phone yet. When he asks me questions I say, "I don't know ask Todd". Soon, very soon, he will quit asking ME questions.

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One of the guys at work was complaining that it took forever to log on because he his profile was too big.
In my best May West voice:

Oh Ron, you have such a huge profile

I'm going to wait until April fools day next year to start sending him profile enlarging spam. I am well loved here at work.