September 29, 2003
Unnerving
Back to work where I can rest. My brain is not functioning today.

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Someone at www.bop.gov has been on my site.

Unnerving.

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We decided to shave our asses to see how it would feel.
~ Tubaboy ~

Fact: When it is dollar beer night at a bar, you will find that the next day you'll have to be reminded of a lot of key events from the previous night. I don't remember jumping on someone's back and yelling "piggy back ride!"
~ SaveCraig ~

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My mom thinks earthquakes signal the 2nd coming.

check out the last few days worth of earthquakes:
http://wwwneic.cr.usgs.gov/nei s/bulletin/bulletin.html and Luke 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
Jesus is coming and boy is he p-----d.

I think earthquakes are just the earth moving but I'm insane so that can't be right.

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My boss just asked me to see me in his office. I always panic and think that I'm going to get fired for playing on the internet all the time at work so it makes me feel like a 5 year old in trouble when I get called to his office. Not fired. Got a raise. Not a big raise, but a raise non the less. He even apologized for it not being more. I think I will take Scary Dan out to dinner to celebrate. I also need him to help lift some heavy equipment out of the Weenie Wagon before I drag it back to the bar for the winter.

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I just got another email from Dumbass

Subject: lets do it
hay baby lets have sex

That man has got to be the stupidest man on the entire planet. Now that I am sober and taking my meds I can see that now.

My reply.

Sorry dear,
You have been cast into the Non-doable pile due to your last performance being sub par.
If you are only going to last 8 minutes, the least you could do is put a little effort into it. Perhaps if I wasn't getting laid on a regular basis with someone who takes his time to pleasure me properly, you would have a shot at it. Doesn't hurt to ask though but I should tell you, your chances of succeeding in re-boning me would improve greatly if I have been drinking 27 or more alcoholic beverages. When are you taking me to Vegas?
Janet

Options.

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My Bitch Sister Shelley just emailed me about our friend the lawyer. She sounded civil, that is quite odd.

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Mr.Next was so last month.

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