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August 01, 2003 - 12:45 a.m. -

Dumbass tricked me again

Dumbass bought me 4 vodka crans and then tricked me into having sex with him again by being all nice and shit. It only took 8 minutes then he left to go do laundry or something. How can he think that it wont piss me off? Good thing it didn't count. I'm NEVER doing Dumbass again. What the hell was I thinking?

It doesn't count:

if it is safe sex

if I have been drinking

if it wasn't very good

if I can walk normal the next day

if I am on vacation

if it is in a different area code

I reserve the right to add to this list as I see fit

Dumbass just got himself lowered in the ranking system. Luckly for me the Ken Doll came a calling around 10:30 and did it proper. I'm counting that one even though technically, it was a "non-counter" what with me being on vacation and all.

Later kids,

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August 01, 2003
Dumbass tricked me again
Dumbass bought me 4 vodka crans and then tricked me into having sex with him again by being all nice and shit. It only took 8 minutes then he left to go do laundry or something. How can he think that it wont piss me off? Good thing it didn't count. I'm NEVER doing Dumbass again. What the hell was I thinking?

It doesn't count:

if it is safe sex

if I have been drinking

if it wasn't very good

if I can walk normal the next day

if I am on vacation

if it is in a different area code

I reserve the right to add to this list as I see fit

Dumbass just got himself lowered in the ranking system. Luckly for me the Ken Doll came a calling around 10:30 and did it proper. I'm counting that one even though technically, it was a "non-counter" what with me being on vacation and all.

Later kids,