Losing Control

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August 20, 2003 - 11:19 a.m. -

Don't you wish everyone used Dial?

Alarm goes off at 6am yet I am still in bed at 7:15 not yet ready to face the harsh realities of life. It seems my current men are sucking the life out of me. Made it out the door by 7:30 so I had time to do my 6 miles blading just no time to shower.

It is Scary Dans birthday today so I am taking him to dinner tonight after work. He normally stinks so it doesn't matter much if I'm a little fetid.

Busy this morning. Virus galore.

Last night around 7:30, a truck ran a stop sign by my house and ran into another car. It was cool because both vehicles were totaled but no one was hurt. All the neighbors ran out of their houses so it had kind of a party atmosphere feel. I guess I had better get the chainsaw out and trim my tree so people can see the stop sign.

I meant to say "see the stop sign better"...just for liability sake. Glad I got that cleared up.

When Mr.Thorough lived with me, a car took out the fire hydrant and almost ran right into my house last year. He didn't let his kids play in the front yard after that incident. He's a pretty good dad. Here's hoping he succumbs to my sexual advances soon, I tire of my current lovers neglect.

In the meantime, the virtual high of random exchanges with people as strange as I am satisfies me to no end
~ Fergie ~

I think some young lady will be in danger of having me dispense multiple orgasms on them tonight. My tongue needs a good workout. Don't believe in premonitions really, but there is a smell in the air that I recognise. Like an impending storm. A spanklin fuck front is looming on the horizon, and somebody is gonna be caught without an umbrella.
~Spanklin~

You know those bilboards near casinos that say "loosest slots around", the same can be said of some secretaries I work with.
~SaveCraig ~

Yes, welcome to the brilliance that is me.
~ Gutterpoet ~

Because my ass just isn't fat enough

We had the Longhorn BBQ cater our company picnic today at noon in the park. They brought over the extra pies and icecream and put it by the coffee. Every time I go get coffee I see the pie, and yes I did have another piece.
Fucking fat ass.

The Parasitical Vermin Bastards are done with my car $2946.71 and I have to charge it until the insolvent warranty company is out of the courts. I'm not rightly caring right now, it's only money...I'll make more. Yup. Sugar high or Mania kickin' in. Scary Dan and I are picking it up after work then I'm taking him out to dinner. He will probably want to go to a buffet. Buffets suck. I wish he was Do-able, but he is not anymore. Although I made him do me once three years ago when the Good Dan kicked me off the farm but I was despondent so I'm not going to count it.

Later kids,

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August 20, 2003
Don't you wish everyone used Dial?
Alarm goes off at 6am yet I am still in bed at 7:15 not yet ready to face the harsh realities of life. It seems my current men are sucking the life out of me. Made it out the door by 7:30 so I had time to do my 6 miles blading just no time to shower.

It is Scary Dans birthday today so I am taking him to dinner tonight after work. He normally stinks so it doesn't matter much if I'm a little fetid.

Busy this morning. Virus galore.

Last night around 7:30, a truck ran a stop sign by my house and ran into another car. It was cool because both vehicles were totaled but no one was hurt. All the neighbors ran out of their houses so it had kind of a party atmosphere feel. I guess I had better get the chainsaw out and trim my tree so people can see the stop sign.

I meant to say "see the stop sign better"...just for liability sake. Glad I got that cleared up.

When Mr.Thorough lived with me, a car took out the fire hydrant and almost ran right into my house last year. He didn't let his kids play in the front yard after that incident. He's a pretty good dad. Here's hoping he succumbs to my sexual advances soon, I tire of my current lovers neglect.

In the meantime, the virtual high of random exchanges with people as strange as I am satisfies me to no end
~ Fergie ~

I think some young lady will be in danger of having me dispense multiple orgasms on them tonight. My tongue needs a good workout. Don't believe in premonitions really, but there is a smell in the air that I recognise. Like an impending storm. A spanklin fuck front is looming on the horizon, and somebody is gonna be caught without an umbrella.
~Spanklin~

You know those bilboards near casinos that say "loosest slots around", the same can be said of some secretaries I work with.
~SaveCraig ~

Yes, welcome to the brilliance that is me.
~ Gutterpoet ~

Because my ass just isn't fat enough

We had the Longhorn BBQ cater our company picnic today at noon in the park. They brought over the extra pies and icecream and put it by the coffee. Every time I go get coffee I see the pie, and yes I did have another piece.
Fucking fat ass.

The Parasitical Vermin Bastards are done with my car $2946.71 and I have to charge it until the insolvent warranty company is out of the courts. I'm not rightly caring right now, it's only money...I'll make more. Yup. Sugar high or Mania kickin' in. Scary Dan and I are picking it up after work then I'm taking him out to dinner. He will probably want to go to a buffet. Buffets suck. I wish he was Do-able, but he is not anymore. Although I made him do me once three years ago when the Good Dan kicked me off the farm but I was despondent so I'm not going to count it.

Later kids,