Am I purdier now?
A couple of people ordered hamburgers late last night. I was sitting at their table drinking wine. They were about done and I said "Oops. I forgot the lettuce and tomato, but I've been drinking" People need to learn to order before I have a couple of drinks under my belt.
The dangers of drinking:
Some guy jokingly called me a "slut". Sticking up for myself, I said, "why I have only been with 2 men in my whole....um well yesterday."
Later kids,