Walking While Intoxicated
The Ken Doll brought me aspirin and massaged my legs last
night, I was
lost in dreamland and I can't remember if we had sex or not. I am sure that we did, I just can't remember. He is racking up lots of points, yup. Ken has a Kurt Russel look
The Good Dan has a Robert Redford look,
Scary Dan has a "mean ass old biker and if you piss me off, I am going to kill you" look.
As I was driving to work this morning, I passed Scary Dans house as it is on the way. His garage door was open so I stopped by. We were talking about how unfair the justice system is. Dan says that if you walk into a police station and start blowing people away all they take away from you is your gun and then send you to prison. However, if you grow a couple of plants you lose your house, car and then get sent to prison. He reminded me of the 2nd time he says he was in jail that was my fault. I had forgotten. I forget things but it wasn't me who was in jail.
I had taken the day off and Dan and I went to visit my Mom when she had an apartment in town. She had some errands to run so Dan and I got a bottle of 151 rum and proceeded to get plastered. I wanted to walk to the park by Mom's place so we took off, unfortunately due to the amount of rum I had consumed I kept falling down. Some good citizen thought that Dan was pushing me down and promptly called the police. They drove me to my Moms where I immediately passed out on her couch, however, Dan had the privilege of being escorted to the station due to his being in "possession of a controlled substance". He told me he tried to get the police to arrest me for "WWI" Walking while intoxicated. Dan left messages all over town.
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Janet's freaked out and I'm in jail,
Please someone come up with the bail.
I like this diary thing because when I am 80 I will remember what a great life I have had. If only this were available during the "Lost Decade". Those were exciting years. The boring years were with The Good Dan when we traveled around the world.
I love my life.