places you've never been before
Good day today. Worked out this morning, rode my bike to work, rollerbladed. Got into a Easter chocolate spree that I need to shake though. I think I'm going to start tanning next week. Dumbass started tanning in February and he was getting really dark last time I saw him. I wore shorts when I went rollerblading and my legs are as white as Ross's teeth.NewGuy wants to come over for dinner as he sends me this email:
I thought YOU were going to invite ME over for dinner and horizontal exercise. (In places I have never been before!) -
I must have been drunk.
I wrote him back:
As I have been feeling quite neglected lately I'm not sure a trip (to places you've never been before) has been earned yet, being a bonus activity and all ,however, as charming as you are, I'm reasonably sure you'll get there eventually. What did you want to eat? Besides me..hint hint. :)
I hope he doesn't want to come over tonight as Scary Dan is going to be there and I need to mow my lawn as I didn't do it yesterday.
I'm reading Satellite Bobs Diary this week. Love this Diaryland site.
later kids,