August 08, 2003
you ain't gettin no ass from me tonight
Sorry Charlie, you ain't gettin no ass from me tonight. Ha
~Unordinary-1 ~

I'm so glad you are back

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My fat ass will no longer fit into my shorts. Fucking fat ass. Guess I will worry about that next week when I'm back to work, I haven't rollerbladed for a week and a half. I need to stop going to the bar and drinking when I not working the Weenie Wagon or switch to a low carb beer. I'm training the regulars to give me a nice little platonic hug and a slap on the ass when I leave unless their wife/girlfriend is there. This works for me on several different levels.

I NEVER have to buy my own drinks

My tips are pure profit, ya gotta like that

The old men who haven't had a nice hug in years are so appreciative

Sometimes I need a hug

Sometimes I need a slap on the ass

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Hillbilly said "her cookin is so bad even the flys chipped in to get the screen door fixed". I think he was just saying that because it was a joke not because it is true.

Later kids,