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November 02, 2003 - -

Dumbass narrowly escapes getting an eye stabbing.

Sunday

We all got up really early. Dumbass, Pete and I were all hungry. I don't think the boys had anything to eat at all yesterday except for some jerky I had brought with me. I hadn't eaten anything since a couple of Bloody marys & and egg wrap 10:00 at the Salt Lake city airport yesterday either so I said I would take them out to breakfast. Dumbass tried to have sex with me before he got out of bed. I really was over being mad at him but I needed to clean up and eat something first.

After breakfast, the hangovers kicked in and we all needed to go back to bed. I let Dumbass bang me a while but there was a Adams Family marathon on the TV and it was the episode where Lurch's mom comes to visit and Lurch had told his mom that he owned the Adam's house. Gomez and Morticia pretend they are the servants. Those nutty Adams. Dumbass wanted me to be paying attention to him but he should have waited for a commerical or a less funny episode. Thats all I'm saying.

Noon arives. I wander over to the casino while the boys are still nursing their previous night hangovers. I played PiaGow until 7:00 and only lost $40 so that wasn't so bad. I want to go down to the strip so I head back to the hotel. Dumbass and Pete do not leave the hotel all day. They are wusses. Dumbass was watching a movie but said he would drive me down after. No problem I can get started on a buzz. Then he decides he wants to watch the next movie. Fine. We can go out after. But wait. Dumbass is now whining that it's getting pretty late. 10:00pm Vegas late?

We head on down the strip and watch the light show. That was pretty cool. It would be cooler on shrooms but then again, I really don't need to be taking psychedelics. I give Dumbass and Pete both a roll of quarters so they can play the slots while I play cards. Got a good table and started wining right off. Dumbass looses all of his quarters in 5 minutes and stands behind me to wait for me to lose.

The dealer is telling jokes and we all are having a good time except for dumbass who says.

    I'm not going to wait for you all night.
All that statement did was turn on my anger switch. The dealer called the pit boss over to the table three times asking for security but his pit boss said that I didn't look violent but then again the pit boss wasn't listening in on a private conversation with me threatening dumbass with stabbing him in the eye with a fork and what and inconsiderate ass he was and needed his head blown off. Possibly tonight. Dumbass tried to insane-look intimidate me but I am leapfrogs over him at that. Dumbass left to go find Pete and my normal non-insane demeanor returned giving the dealer a sigh of relief and I made him laugh with my many antidotes and quick wit. I left when they changed dealers because I lost the first two hands he dealt and went and found Pete and Dumbass and we headed on back to the hotel.

Once there, I grabbed a blanket and a pillow out of the bedroom and slept on the couch.

If you are in Vegas and the girl you are with wont let you even lick her butt maybe she's just not into butt licking. However, if you are with me and I wont let you do any butt licking it would be a good idea to sleep with one eye open just in case of the fork-in-the-eye thing.

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November 02, 2003
Dumbass narrowly escapes getting an eye stabbing.

Sunday

We all got up really early. Dumbass, Pete and I were all hungry. I don't think the boys had anything to eat at all yesterday except for some jerky I had brought with me. I hadn't eaten anything since a couple of Bloody marys & and egg wrap 10:00 at the Salt Lake city airport yesterday either so I said I would take them out to breakfast. Dumbass tried to have sex with me before he got out of bed. I really was over being mad at him but I needed to clean up and eat something first.

After breakfast, the hangovers kicked in and we all needed to go back to bed. I let Dumbass bang me a while but there was a Adams Family marathon on the TV and it was the episode where Lurch's mom comes to visit and Lurch had told his mom that he owned the Adam's house. Gomez and Morticia pretend they are the servants. Those nutty Adams. Dumbass wanted me to be paying attention to him but he should have waited for a commerical or a less funny episode. Thats all I'm saying.

Noon arives. I wander over to the casino while the boys are still nursing their previous night hangovers. I played PiaGow until 7:00 and only lost $40 so that wasn't so bad. I want to go down to the strip so I head back to the hotel. Dumbass and Pete do not leave the hotel all day. They are wusses. Dumbass was watching a movie but said he would drive me down after. No problem I can get started on a buzz. Then he decides he wants to watch the next movie. Fine. We can go out after. But wait. Dumbass is now whining that it's getting pretty late. 10:00pm Vegas late?

We head on down the strip and watch the light show. That was pretty cool. It would be cooler on shrooms but then again, I really don't need to be taking psychedelics. I give Dumbass and Pete both a roll of quarters so they can play the slots while I play cards. Got a good table and started wining right off. Dumbass looses all of his quarters in 5 minutes and stands behind me to wait for me to lose.

The dealer is telling jokes and we all are having a good time except for dumbass who says.

All that statement did was turn on my anger switch. The dealer called the pit boss over to the table three times asking for security but his pit boss said that I didn't look violent but then again the pit boss wasn't listening in on a private conversation with me threatening dumbass with stabbing him in the eye with a fork and what and inconsiderate ass he was and needed his head blown off. Possibly tonight. Dumbass tried to insane-look intimidate me but I am leapfrogs over him at that. Dumbass left to go find Pete and my normal non-insane demeanor returned giving the dealer a sigh of relief and I made him laugh with my many antidotes and quick wit. I left when they changed dealers because I lost the first two hands he dealt and went and found Pete and Dumbass and we headed on back to the hotel.

Once there, I grabbed a blanket and a pillow out of the bedroom and slept on the couch.

If you are in Vegas and the girl you are with wont let you even lick her butt maybe she's just not into butt licking. However, if you are with me and I wont let you do any butt licking it would be a good idea to sleep with one eye open just in case of the fork-in-the-eye thing.